Friday, March 6, 2009

Chaetophobics and Gillette/Norelco Enthusiasts Need Not Apply

Nya-ha-ha!* One of the more stranger and hair-raising competitions we've come across will be taking place next week at the New York City Beard and Moustache Competition, taking place Saturday 3/14 @ 8 P.M in Brooklyn.

Do you have the follicular fortitude?

Can you withstand the onslaught of a ZZ Top Cover Band? (no joke!)

Speaking of Jokes, are you interested in knowing what brand of humor the 'Beards of Comedy' will throw your way?

$500 Cash prize for the best face follicles. So if you have a Glam Goatee, Super Sideburns, or the handsomest of handlebars, this might be for you. The newest category for this year's competition: Recession Beard - no work, no shave...

Tickets - $15 in advance, $20 at the door
Hopstop Public Assembly in Brooklyn

[This entry looks like it might need a bit more seasoning... perhaps 2010 will be my year to shine. And about the * - I always think of a villain saying "Nya-ha-ha" and playing with his moustache when i see a pair of handlebars]


Stephanie Nikolopoulos said...

love it!!!!

matt said...

you can enter as a novelty act, a 100% puerto rican with a thick red beard, that's catchy